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- O'Neal
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Where life had no value, death, sometimes, had it's price.
That is why the bounty hunters appeared.
http://www.ressurektjon.be.tt
That is why the bounty hunters appeared.
http://www.ressurektjon.be.tt
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dit is geen mop maar meer de waarheid :lol:
(gevonden op een forum van m'n school)
WHY MEN DIE FIRST
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...but, now we know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male
chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy *** and find
something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favouritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
If you cry............you're a wimp.
If you don't........you're an insensitive b.astard.
If you make a decision without consulting her.....you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you....she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy..... that's domination.
If she asks you......it's a favour.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert.
If you don't.....you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape.....you're sexist.
If you don't....you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape......you're vain.
If you don't......you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers.....you're after something.
If you don't.......you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements.....you're full of yourself.
If you don't......you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache......she's tired.
If you have a headache.....you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often......you're oversexed.
If you don't......there must be someone else.
MEN DIE FIRST BECAUSE THEY WANT TO!
(gevonden op een forum van m'n school)
WHY MEN DIE FIRST
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...but, now we know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male
chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy *** and find
something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favouritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
If you cry............you're a wimp.
If you don't........you're an insensitive b.astard.
If you make a decision without consulting her.....you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you....she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy..... that's domination.
If she asks you......it's a favour.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert.
If you don't.....you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape.....you're sexist.
If you don't....you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape......you're vain.
If you don't......you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers.....you're after something.
If you don't.......you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements.....you're full of yourself.
If you don't......you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache......she's tired.
If you have a headache.....you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often......you're oversexed.
If you don't......there must be someone else.
MEN DIE FIRST BECAUSE THEY WANT TO!
Where life had no value, death, sometimes, had it's price.
That is why the bounty hunters appeared.
http://www.ressurektjon.be.tt
That is why the bounty hunters appeared.
http://www.ressurektjon.be.tt
- O'Neal
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Nog enkele wiskundige grapjes
Morgen misschien toepassen op m'n examen als ik er niets van terecht breng
O'Neal
Morgen misschien toepassen op m'n examen als ik er niets van terecht breng
O'Neal
Where life had no value, death, sometimes, had it's price.
That is why the bounty hunters appeared.
http://www.ressurektjon.be.tt
That is why the bounty hunters appeared.
http://www.ressurektjon.be.tt
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Van MZK nietwaar?O'Neal schreef:Nog enkele wiskundige grapjes
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Morgen misschien toepassen op m'n examen als ik er niets van terecht breng
O'Neal
''voor de oorlog wist ik niet wie een jood was en wie niet. De nazi's hebben dat onderscheid gecreëerd''
- O'Neal
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Ik heb het van het forum van m'n school gehaald..
Ze hadden het daar gezet als 'inspiratie' voor het examen,
aangezien ongeveer 95% van m'n medestudenten niet veel (lees niets ) van het vak begrijpt..
O'Neal
Ze hadden het daar gezet als 'inspiratie' voor het examen,
aangezien ongeveer 95% van m'n medestudenten niet veel (lees niets ) van het vak begrijpt..
O'Neal
Where life had no value, death, sometimes, had it's price.
That is why the bounty hunters appeared.
http://www.ressurektjon.be.tt
That is why the bounty hunters appeared.
http://www.ressurektjon.be.tt
- O'Neal
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Where life had no value, death, sometimes, had it's price.
That is why the bounty hunters appeared.
http://www.ressurektjon.be.tt
That is why the bounty hunters appeared.
http://www.ressurektjon.be.tt
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Dodo, eigelek is het fysica, maar ik noem het ook wiskunde
O'Neal
O'Neal
Where life had no value, death, sometimes, had it's price.
That is why the bounty hunters appeared.
http://www.ressurektjon.be.tt
That is why the bounty hunters appeared.
http://www.ressurektjon.be.tt
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